Maybe they shouldn't have dished it in the first place....

To be honest I had about five different things I've wanted to post about in the past few days, including a few personal ones, but this being a Holiday weekend I was comfortable with holding back. But as THIS NEWS ARTICLE SHOWS it is incumbent upon me to jump on this one quickly... and so I have to break my holiday embargo briefly.

The RNC has launched an ad campaign equating Nancy Pelosi with strict and potentially lesbian James Bond character Pussy Galore. Honestly, from the 69 year old woman's point of view, this might even be considered flattering. And yet the mainstream media and the Democrats are aghast because.... (gasp!!!!) it's not in good taste.

In fact, they argue, it's unseemly to attack someone by targeting their gender. Why what must N.O.W. think? I'm sure the three-year olds hosting "The View" must be all up-in-arms on this one.

Imagine, attacking a public figure, a person of some legitimate station in her career, by assaulting her femininity.

I know... let's get some commentary from Sarah Palin. As a fellow woman she may feel some sympathy.

After all. if anyone knows what it feels like to be ridiculed, gender-assaulted, publicly humiliated, derided for her looks, assaulted for just about anything but the one thing that legitimately mattered, her political viewpoint, it's Sarah Palin.

You can refer to the Governor of Alaska as a pig both in Congress and on National Television, but equate one of the most infamous women in America, a woman who has lied and cheated and publicly derided the fair play her boss at least publicly expects, with a younger, much more attractive Lesbian dominatrix, and suddenly the cat claws come out.

I'm hoping this one elevates, it would be kind of fun to see this get settled in a hot oil wrestling contest, or something.

Seriously, calling for fair play mere months after the assault on Sarah Palin is completely unjustified. Especially in light of the treatment the Liberal community, for whom Nancy Pelosi is the figurative House Madam, has given Carrie Prejean, whose religion-based and moral viewpoint, which had been duly solicited in a calculated attack, was then assaulted by dredging up and posting potentially embarrassing semi-nude photos taken a few years earlier. The fact that they revealed at least as much as the Miss America swimsuit pageant did not seem to matter.

They were attacking her hypocrisy for being a Christian woman who didn't believe in Gay marriage.

The Hypocrisy!!!!!

We can not let the Left determine the ground rules by how the actions harm them... they are either harmful to everyone or they are fair game to both parties.

So for now, Nancy Galore... get out that riding crop and dominatrix the hell out of avoiding your responsibilities to the the oath of office you took. It's the least we've come to expect from a dried up old hag like you.

(Hope that came across fair enough to everyone...)

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