Notes from the finalists from the Miss California Contest...

Carrie Prejean, who waited until she was vindicated by the Miss USA organizers to then turn her back on them and disgrace them for the miserable whores they were was not the only finalist from the Miss California Pageant to be vocal lately. Let's see what the others had to say.









Janeane Garafolo, long suspected of being an alien species that was trying to masquerade as human but somehow not quite getting it right, has been quite willing to display her ample talents when discussing things political. Her acceptance speech for the Miss California contest, in which she came in 3rd place, was said to be "...adorable and refreshingly feminine" by Perez Hilton.

"While it's true that men are pigs, men with a moral code are even worse. They display a limbic thing that precludes them from using multi-syllabic phrases that are meaningless. I agree that all unborn babies have a right to be killed and taxes are the greatest thing going. But killing babies is really not the issue, it's the racism associated with them. Did you know that all murdered babies are killed because of their race, and that's only because these people with moral values want to enforce their own personal version of right and wrong on the babies and limbic brains. Why should a baby be forced to live with people who don't even know what Tea is... I mean if you ask them they all think it's an anti-government thing and it really isn't It's racism and that's what is bad for our babies, so I say we slaughter them all."




Meanwhile the #2 entry, runner-up to the crown of Miss California Wanda Sykes, was more intelligible and coherent..."I think all white women need to just shut the hell up! I mean what is it with them anyhow? They just prattle on about moral values and Jesus... that dude never asked ME out on a date, and he sure as hell ain't never wanted to save MY soul. In fact I think all people with moral values is just plain ignorammmable.... you all know what I mean!...."

There's a long pause while her audience laughs, reads emails on their blackberries, and mentally dresses her in a parka and a snowmobile suit to cleanse their heads....

And then she starts up again... "Gay marriage? Why the hell not? If you're gonna let straight people get married then gay people should get married. Doesn't it make more sense that we should have same-sex marriages? I mean opposite sex don't even sound natural, do it? It sounds like some sort of perversion, like maybe Dick Cheney buying a derringer instead of a shotgun. I mean ain't it the truth? I just wish all straight people would die of diahrrea! I just hate you all!!!"




I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.... to say nothing of condoning mentally dressing Wanda Sykes.