A Solution for poor Barack...

After reading THIS NEWS REPORT I felt really sorry for president hussein. It must be tough when you generously dole out toys to all your friends, and you go to all the houses on the block and tell the mommies that you know you shouldn't have trampled on the flowers, but you're just incorrigible, but you're really sorry and it won't happen again, and you've gone into the sandbox and took away all the other kids' toy cars so they would stop fighting, and you told the teacher how Timmy was getting too much chocolate milk in the lunchline... more than the other kids, anyhow, and you've showed all those kids on the next block how awesome your new ten-speed bicycle was, even though most of them still remember the time they were knocked to the ground by a bully on a 10-speed, and you try and you try and you try....

And still no one will do whatever you tell them to do just because.

Y'see, kids are like that. You can't buy their love. You can buy some gratitude, that's for sure, but in the end love is not something you can enforce on the world. The More you try the More it will prove to you how stupid you are for having thought you could.

And now poor hussein has a problem. He told all the kids and the teachers that he is going to take away the "naughty corner" where the bad kids are told to stand and face the wall for an unspecified amount of time. You have convinced everyone that those kids just need to be loved, and the idea of the "naughty corner" will only enrage the bad boys and make them be badder.

But without a place to send the bad boys to so that they can be punished for putting frogs in suzy's desk, the bad boys will just have to placed back into the classrooms.

Which is where they wanted to do their bad things in the first place.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and steal one of Dana Carvey's catch-phrases here.... "Well isn't that special?"

When even Congress and the Senate begin to show rational thought and tells hussein in no uncertain terms they don't want the scum of the earth brought into the very country they have vowed to destroy and given nice suburban homes, universal health care, and the right to vote... well it's pretty obvious a nerve has not only been touched, but likely tortured with pliers hooked up to a car battery.

Of course, the answer is simple. What if.... and just hear me out on this, what if we just built a prison somewhere where they can be kept safe and not be a danger to anybody, and then we can try them after their comrades have all agreed that maybe being sent to a prison somewhere where they can't harm anyone is a bad thing, and therefore not a good risk in the line of their goal to kill Americans.

I know... It's pie-in-the-sky and would never work. It's not like such a facility would have contributed to eight years of safe Americans or anything.

Yeah... you know what, I live in New York State. I'm thinking, what the hell.... give us your poor, your hungry, your religiously-motivated kill-crazy, and let 'em loose.

But before you do that, try the litmus test for such an asinine and anti-american policy and let these guys loose in the White house for a day... y'know, just to prove that they're really all reformed and everything.

I'm Dr.Calamity and I approve this message