Saturday, July 4, 2009

america's First Dependance Day

president hussein presides over the first new holiday for his country, america. It is, of course, Dependence Day.

This is the day we celebrate the dependence we have to come to put in our government to make our beds for us, cook our meals for us, tell us what is right and what is wrong.This is the day we celebrate our government taking over all our responsibilities for us and spoon-feeding us our education from the trough of politically appropriate sources.

Today we can open our hearts to all peoples in the land, unconcerned about their ideologies or their intent to harm us, and welcome them as our new neighbors. So if you're a protected pedophile, welcome in.. if you believe marriage is not a sacrament but rather a government-subsidized way of life, welcome in, if you believe Christianity is a scourge upon all mankind move right on up to the head of the line, son, and if you believe in wearing a collar stamped "property of hussein" welcome in.

I don't.

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.

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