Wednesday, March 24, 2010

US News snakes around the truth....

Take your time and read the article that is linked to the header of this piece... don't worry... I'll wait.

Done? Not yet? That's okay....

How about now?

You are? Great!!!!

So don't you feel re-assured?

Let me look on this article thru reality-colored glasses and translate:

1) Public Option - Far from a certainty that there will be no public option, it's something that liberals are anxious to insert it, and it's VERY likely a major push will be done to do just that.

Right now, in the absence of a corporation-killing addition like that business will have to go up for the insurance companies, even as employees are looking around for whatever industry that ISN'T health care will hire them.

2) The Federal Budget - It's rather comforting to know that one of the many provisions for how the deficit can go down is in new taxes. Spending nearly a trillion dollars and keeping the budget deficit low by increasing everyone's taxes is a real interesting idea. In fact it's such a good idea it makes you wonder why president hussein's campaign wasn't run on "I will spend Trillions of Dollars and you will pay for it for me". It's kind of catchy and it's a change I believe is real.

3) Doctors will revolt - I'm really liking this one. Did you catch the tone of the article? If you DON'T go along with us you're screwed. You wasted your education and several thousands of dollars to get that education and you now have to decide to play ball or take a menial job.

Our government is so in love with our Doctors that they should not feel at all at risk of being thrown in gulags. No... really... in fact you can even keep working if you play ball with them.

4) Business will suffer - Another fun one to re-examine. The tone on this is positively gladiatorial. If you're strong enough you can fight in our arena and maybe survive. If not, along with those pesky Christians (and let's not forget hussein's pals the Jews...) you could find yourself thrown to the lions. All very bread and circuses... who wouldn't feel their patriotism swell with pride after that.

5) Socialized medicine - Individuals will have no say in their health care coverage as a rule. But they usually don't when it's employer-provided. So the employer will look at his skyrocketing costs for private insurance and start looking at the cheaper (and I mean CHEAP...) government-supplied coverage. This is a tired argument and not even worthy of being put in place here.

Let's face it. This is pure hatred for Americans. You get to be gladiators for hussein's pleasure. You have choice - fight for him or perish. Your doctor has a choice - do his bidding or run a fast-food joint.

America smells more like ancient Rome... doesn't it?

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Fascist president hussein...

Today, March 22, 2010 is the birth date of the Fascist Regime in America.

Don't believe me?

1) The Health care bill is soooo popular that despite a final week of bribes, arm-twisting, threatening, cajoling, pleading and begging the bill only passed by like three votes.... Hardly a mandate that proves it could make it on merit.

2) 17,000 new IRS workers (read "Brownshirts") are being hired specifically to enforce the new mandate.

3) The new mandate is that it doesn't matter what you as a private citizen WANT to do, you are now required by Dictatorial mandate that you MUST buy insurance.

4) Oh yeah, since now that you HAVE to buy insurance it's better, right? No... who ever promised you better? In fact, it's more intrusive and less private. Y'see, president hussein never took a Hippocratic Oath* so that's not a problem for him. In fact, thanks to this sweeping "reform" you now have less choice.

5) Work in the Insurance industry? Pack your bags, because you're not going to be in business much longer. You see, the president feels that only he should be making a profit. He picks and chooses what americans he likes and he deems then worthwhile or not. You guys are the "Jews" in this case, and Der Fuhrer has pointed his decrepit finger at you.

6) Bottom line this for me, will ya, Doc? Sure. president hussein has said "You lowly people who are a drain on my government now must live the way I tell you to. If you don't you will be in violation of my laws.".

Government against the people, against the people and in contempt of the people.

Go ahead, you can use it... just credit Doctor Calamity (the "Doctorate" by the way is honorary... something I now really appreciate having done...).

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.

* Please note that president hussein also took an oath to honor and protect the Constitution of the United State of America and to defend it with his life. So oaths mean shit to him. Unless there's an oath out there to kill babies... that's one he can get behind... ("hmm..." thinks hussein... "That sounds like fun... where'd I'd leave that pitchfork again"...)

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Oh CRIPES! Now we KNOW he wants us to pay for the illegal aliens too!

president hussein, growing ever more frustrated with the rebuffs he is getting from virtually every corner he turns to for support, has finally confirmed one of the greatest conspiracy-theory elements to the Health care debacle...

He said no illegal aliens will be covered.

And he meant it.

Because after he's done there won't be any ILLEGAL immigrants... there will be 20 million new citizens!!!!!

And guess who gets to pay for their health care!

That's right, the asshole president expects us to pony up our hard earned bucks and spend them on people who have violated laws to be here.

Frakkin Socialist Commie anti-American president!

Mad? Hell yeah I'm mad!

This isn't a diatribe of how scared I am. There's no being scared when you know you're going over the cliff. You just grab hold and try to make some quality sounding last words.

If there was ever any doubt that hussein is anti-American and out-and-out hates the country whom he swore an oath to protect and defend, that has been erased in this news story.

Barack Hussein OBama... you bastard! You're supposed to be protecting Americans, not harming them! You have brought every worst nightmare of the free world to life and now you're nakedly cramming unwanted "reforms" down our throats!

Your policies are designed to ruin this country, they follow established Commie rules, and even though you know that WE know, you are still in charge!

Right now the only thing an American President would be doing is finding ways to revitalize stock-market investment in order to re-start the economy, and put our people back to work. But you don't care about our people! You stole a trillion dollars and promised to fix unemployment and all we have to show for it are some lame-ass roadside signs saying we were f**ked over by you to pay for work that was gonna happen anyway!

The United States Government is supposed to be run according to rules and procedures, and you ignore those rules, and you play games with the public to keep us off guard!

Grow up and be a man and not a freak who likes uncle Alinsky and wants the candy-ass land of Karl Marx to rule all. Senator McCarthy was a frakkin hero and you sir are no hero. You are a villain and a charlatan... and soon you will watch your lapdogs get run over in the elections, and then you'll be scratching your presidential ass trying to figure out who wants to bail you out after that!

Think Oprah will continue to latch onto a loser like you? Think you'll have anyone other than the increasingly bitter Michelle and Rahm to be your friends?

Face it pal, everyone knows you'd throw your own grandmother under the bus... oh wait, that's right... you already DID that...

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

It's not News, but I know what ELSE you can call it...

I travel for work a lot, so sometimes I disappear from the interweb and just observe. Yesterday I was driving most of the day and around 5:30 PM I wound up in a Red Roof Inn in Grove City, Ohio and I was beat so I just laid down and turned on Glenn Beck. Yes, the guy so Right-Wing that Rush told him to throttle down a little, but in short doses I find him amusing and interesting. Longer than that and I usually end up looking for the cutlery to end my life.

Beck DOES play up the "Evil Forces Aligning" angle quite bit, and for that I have found that he can be very depressing to watch. By contrast, Rush doles out the bad news with a healthy dose of cynicism, and a laugh-track worthy dissertation on HOW the bad guys' plans can blow up on them.

So Glenn Beck can be considered to be... a bit more polarizing than Rush.

But let's ignore that for now and take a look at this "News" piece by Michael Sherer of Time Magazine, helpfully posted by Yahoo! News. Go on... read it.. in fact... I'll wait for you to get to the point where you find the Journalism...

Done yet? No? Still searching?

Here's a hint. There ain't any.

Call GB a paranoid right wing nutcase all you want. Just try not to make yourself look like a paranoid left wing nut case in the process.

This is not about Beck, it's about the hatred from the Mainstream Media, president hussein's loyal civil servants, over Fox News and its daring to be critical of the petulant boy-president. This is just a paid-advert for how Fox News is part of the Republican Attack Machine. Of special note is their disdain for Beck's status of Victim. His derailing the Dem tactic of being the biggest Victim in the room is crossing a line, apparently, that they can not forgive.

I might be a bit kinder about this piece had it been labelled an opinion piece, but it's not. And its lack of journalistic prowess, vastly Left-wing slant and seething hatred make it a load of (to use a VERY obscure British phrase...) Whippet sh*t. Long, thin, and very obscene.

The current state of the country is this... president hussein is bullying everyone... his own party most of all, trying to get something... well... anything at all... accomplished. The Democrat party is busy buying party favors for their "Going Out of Business" office parties because they know that November will be the end of a great many careers. The liberal journalism scene is frankly in worse shape, with alternate methods of information gathering undercutting the main news sources nearly daily.

Is it any wonder that this is such a ham-fisted attack?

I urge anyone who can do so to find a Hulu, a Youtube, or any other method to stream or download Tuesday's Glenn Beck show. Not because it was great TV, but because this sphincter is lying through his bottom hole about the context of the events. Not the actual events themselves, but the reasons behind the actions.

Beck DID apologize to the audience for wasting our time. Massa tried to defend himself, but Beck corrected him and pointed out that Massa, who had flip-flopped badly on his decision to stand down from his Congress job, had just used Beck's pulpit to prove how utterly unreliable he was. Just the day before his story was very different. He back-pedaled and did so with roughly the same level of sincerity as the first day. When one does something like that you either ask them to show some proof about what they are saying so you can know for certain this time it's not a lie, or you can write the guy off as bat shit nutty man who had been leaned on (probably the second they heard he was gonna be on Beck's program!!!) to change his story and take the fall for the party.

It wouldn't surprise me to find out Rahm Emmanuel had something to do with THAT either. Because the butt was out of the bag on that portion of the story, and it was the one thing he kept intact. So even if Rahm had jabbed some portion of his naked appendage into the chest of this naked congressman in the shower (which clearly CAN'T be construed as sexually harassing an employee, by the way... for reasons that only president hussein could think are legitimate...) there was no need to retract that, even if Rahm had followed that up with a threat to visit him in his home shower if he did anything to not make himself look like a loser weanous baby-man on the highest rated news channel out there.

Let's bottom line this. Glenn Beck got scammed, and Rahm "whippet-dick" Emmanuel managed to apply his old adage, "Never let a good crisis go to waste" to exceptional effect.

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.