And we'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids....

Hello, everybody.... back from Grand Jury duty and ready to get back into the fight.

And speaking of fights, our beloved and most holy master president hussein has peeled away another layer of the veneer that hides the real face behind the throne. I refer of course to the current situation in Iran. Read this story on CNN.com.

A little back-story... for roughly 50 years the Iranians have had a troubled relationship with us. We did a few bad things... and in fact we do kind of owe them a bit for it, except that they have become so belligerent and insular that it's hard to develop relations with them to "mend the fence". But you know what... we're all adults here... we should be able to swallow a little pride on both sides and start working together.

Yet the Iranians' anger has become so great in the past thirty years that they have become the largest supporter of terrorism in the mid-east, and they CONTINUALLY interfere with other countries developments. Don't believe me? Just ask any Iraqi you might happen to meet.

Or you could ask any one of scores of hundreds of American soldiers who met their ends not at the hands of the Iraqi's they were fighting, and now working side by side with, but from the cowardly faceless assault of IUDs with armor-piercing molten copper designed to take away any protection at all from their deadly blasts.

What I'm basically saying is, Iran isn't exactly sitting in the moral high ground either.

So now that a general election has (predictably) been seen to be rigged in favor of the incumbent, the Iranian population, notably the younger people, are (not very typically...) enraged and rioting in the street. And this with the knowledge that they could be attacked by their own military.

Now ordinarily a sitting U.S. President would issue a condemnation of Iran for cracking down on its own people for exercising their right to demonstrate against an unfair election process.

But these are extraordinary times, and they call for the extraordinary talents of Mr. Apologist for the United States Barack Hussein Obama. A man so special and impressive that only he could classify the events in Iran as "... a vigorous debate".

He is oh so worried that his america not be seen to be interfering with Iran because, y'know, they're kind of touchy about that sort of thing.

Let me clue the commander-in-chief in on a little secret.... IT'S NOT F**KING INTERFERING WITH ANOTHER COUNTRY WHEN YOU OPENLY OPPOSE THEIR RATHER PUBLICLY VIOLENT CRACK-DOWN OF THEIR OWN PEOPLE!

Cripes.... doesn't he understand that?

Actually, yes.... he does.

What bothers president hussein here is that the people have chosen to complain about their own government.

And as we all know, that never sits well with this president.

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.