Thursday, June 25, 2009

Important news about the King of Pop's death.....

So as to not upset all the crying children, the mourning women who never got to make love to him, the men who wanted to be him, and Gods from pagan religions like Christianity who envied him, etc....

The truth about the recent news about the Death of the King of Pop is....

They were talking about Michael Jackson.

Not Barack Obama.

You can all relax now....

It's okay...

Obama's just fine.

He was no where near there anyhow...

Really....

It was Michael Jackson.

Feel better now?

Good....

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.

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