100 days of the Eagle....

I've said it a few times that Rush Limbaugh does not need my help to spread his word, so I try very hard to just be creative and not to ape Rush's words. You have to excuse the occasional lapping over of ideas as an inevitability, but largely, Rush doesn't need me to help him.

Similarly, president hussein does not need me to help him either. He has the mainstream media, Hollywood idiots and delusionally self-important americans who have forsaken personal responsibility for the lure of easy-street.

So in accordance with these two not needing my help, I do not write today about the first 100 days of the new administration's presidency, but rather to a far more vital and important sector of the company.

The Conservative Movement.

If you consider the inauguration of hussein to be the point of death of a struggling Republican/Conservative constituency who had hoped and dreamed that the hussein administration would not be as bad as we had feared, then you must consider any actions taken since then as a re-birth... a second coming if you will.

You see, there is a simple axiom that children need to learn, that seldom if ever problems are as bad as they appear before they arrive. We are a people who have learned to fear the unknown far more than we fear the thing right in front of us. So prior to his taking office hussein was a largely unknown entity whose policies appeared to be dangerous and radical, and whose background was seeded with left-wing anti-American sentiment. As adults we tend to believe that once the great scary thing gets here it will not be as bad as we had imagined.

Except that we were NOT wrong in this instance.

Years of watching movies wherein conspiratorial bad guys would plot and scheme to replace world leaders so that they could take control of governments had failed to properly prepare us for the insanity that was unleashed starting with the insulting inaugural invocation, and marches on unrelentingly to this day.

And in that moment of pain, that realization that what we knew no longer applied, and that we conservatives were the underdogs in a grand war for our homes, we dropped back, went underground and started to sort things out for ourselves. And in that process, which was by necessity the pain of our second childbirth... we started the road back.

We do not exist in offices and can not be sought out via the yellow pages. We can exist silently among a den of liberal co-workers and pursue our agenda privately. We are NOT organized by political parties nor are we following the lead of Fox News. We are individual cells of resistance, well-versed in keeping tabs on those who seek to control us and destroy our homes.

We waited, and we became lonely in the dark, and we began to get exhausted and fearful as each new day yielded horrors we never contemplated. Americans pitted against Americans, industries being forced to bow down to hussein the way he bowed down to the Saudi King, threats of crippling and individually targeted taxation as a means of vengeance... all these things went beyond the scope of our original fears. Hell, it's safe to assume our biggest fear was JUST socialized medicine. Now we had to contend with the most historically irresponsible spending bill in world history.

And we needed a turning point. We needed to locate a focus point that would take all of our collective anger and direct it in a positive manner against the brutal regime of president hussein. We needed to step back into the light and to be counted.

And thus was born the Tea Party. The true hero of the past 100 days, and the Eagle to which I refer. The Tea Party, which SHOULD be the third political party and the future home of the Conservative movement, was the young creature born of anti-obama anger.

Many have debated the success of the Tea Parties. Did they change a single law? No. Did they repeal unfair taxation? No. Did they convert the Garafolos of the world? No.

They did something far greater than those deeds. They brought US together. They united American with American, and they demonstrated that Conservatives are people of their word. Did we shake the pillars of the hussein palace? Undoubtedly. Did we receive the only kind of accolades we would ever WANT to get from CNN? Damn straight!

They railed against us, and in so doing the battle lines were laid down, and the gauntlet was flung.

Nothing makes heroes of us all like the lost cause. And being outnumbered and hideously out-financed, we prefer the odds this way. When Arlen Specter turned colors the other day and became Democrat it was seen as a way to strengthen hussein. Our reply, "Good Effin' Riddance!". As a movement we don;'t want him here, and if he makes our enemy stronger, than that only makes our inevitable victory that much sweeter.

In coming out of the darkness and stepping out from behind our computers and laptops did one thing, it made friends and alliances. It took away the fear that was creeping in, that maybe we really WERE just conspiracy theorists who had gone off the deep end in our solitude. It solidified the sense of moral outrage we felt and crystallized our gaze to a razor-sharp focus.

Our enemy, president hussein, leads a philosophically amoral legion of people who, ala Perez Hilton, find Jesus insulting, and who have no time for God. I say this is fine. I say that this is actually preferable.

Because then it can leave only one undeniable conclusion... the one that armies over the centuries have sought for themselves.

God is on our side.

No amount of money, no mass-media spin-doctoring, no "hip-ness" nor adoring magazine covers and sickening posters adulating the man can save him from an army equipped with God on their side.

This is the first 100 Days of the Eagle. God has smiled upon us, and he is our portion and our shield. He guides our aim and he sounds the trumpet as we begin the long and difficult campaign to reclaim our land from heathens.

This is the first 100 Days of the Eagle, and you are the left arm of God.

I'm so very proud of my fellow Americans as I write this. We have stood up and said "No".

I'm Dr. Calamity, and I approve this message wholeheartedly.