Wednesday, April 15, 2009

THE DEFINITION OF RADICAL

Dear Dept. of Homeland Security, please be advised that the definition of a radical is one who challenges the status quo because the status quo is not acceptable.

In other words, the definition of Radical is America.

We're not a threat to Homeland Security, we're the vanguards!

Maybe if you loved this country as much as we do you'd see that.

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.

2 comments:

  1. What I'd like to know is where in her report are the threats from Radical Islam and illegal immigrants...? Why does it only mention folks like us?

    Good post!

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  2. Working in Little Britain aka Homeland Security, contract now owned by Serco, I'm getting a little concerned.
    Since the messiah's visit to the other side of the pond, we have had "enforcement" wandering outside the building every day. This patrolling is complete with the presence of a bomb dog on the grounds once to twice a week. These guys are starting to look a little silly.
    The atmosphere inside the building is oppressive as hell, I can tell you. And it is a fact that firings/lay offs are planned again soon. They are setting up many of us to fail. We have dropped from 40 hrs a week (which lasted all of two weeks) back to 32 hrs. Even to the extent of being "sent home" if we are so much as 15 minutes over the limit. No wonder the king of Serco is making so much money - he's not paying us.
    I feel that I've been betrayed. I'm not a criminal; I'm not a terrorist; but am now labeled an extreme right wing potential terrorist. God, that sounds bad.
    I'm an American; I'm a capitalist; I'm a conservative. Since when is that a bad thing?
    I'd love to go to the local tea party today, but somehow, I don't think the Brits that own me would approve of it.

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