Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Hi Mom.... Lookit Me!!!! I'm a Radical Now....

God bless president hussein, he truly is america's president. He manages to keep all of us under his protective umbrella, and is happy to acknowledge us as his busy schedule permits.

Imagine how happy I was to find out that without having violated any law, and abusing only a modicum of good taste (depending more or less upon your feelings about the liberal application of the word "retards" when describing democrats....) , my status as conservative blogger has labeled me a radical in the eyes of the Department of Homeland Security.

Now remember that the DHS was formed in the wake of the brutal attacks on the United States of America from radical Islamo-fascists who hate everything there is about America that is worth protecting. These are people who are committed to killing Americans in as gruesome and as voluminous a manner as possible. The DHS was designed to coordinate and prevent against plots against America from both within and without.

The fact that you and I are offended is actually kind of the point that hussein would do this. He WANTS to agitate us and get us angry, especially in advance of the Tea Parties.

It's very important that we, as conservatives and true patriots of the United States of America stand up for our beliefs and calmly and in an orderly manner demonstrate about how excess government has spent our money without our consent and and forced legislation that violates laws left, right and center.

We do not go and overturn cars, we do not beat people up for their beliefs, we do not hate hussein because he has mulatto blood...

Because those are the things that hussein and his cronies want those of us who do not read blogs or follow the news with any regular effort, to believe.

hussein wants americans to think that conservatives are this offensive group of racists who are anxious to destroy the status quo and topple the government.

Or in layman's terms, he wants americans to think that conservatives are liberals.

Tomorrow's Tea Partys are going to be watched very closely... if not by the media, then certainly by the democrats. You can bet your sweet hinder that hussein is not happy with demonstrations against his policies are going on in his own country (sic). Still, he has not found a regulation that would lawfully pass that allows him to outlaw people peacefully demonstrating.

So get out, open your yaps and tell the world what they need to hear. Tomorrow is the front line for the war to take back our country from this interloper and restore sanity to government.

You have your call to arms, what's the matter soldier? You want to live forever? Now GET GOING!!!!!!

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