Job Descriptions...

In reference to my last piece, as well as my very first piece way back when, let me explain the job description that President Hussein is expected to fill:

1) His employers - Barry was NOT mandated to be a demi-god. He was elected to be, as Rush put it, a temporary steward of the country. It's in his "swearing in" ceremony... to protect the United State of America. Whether or not I cast a ballot for the idiot, if he IS elected President he owes me, you, and every other American the same duties... to protect and defend this country.

In this he has failed. He has blatantly ignored the wishes of close to half of the voting public, and pressed forward agendas that are self-serving, against the moral fabric of a whole sector of the populace, and flirts dangerously with empowering our enemies while distancing our allies.

He works for me.... did you know that? He works for you too. And for Nancy Pelosi, Clint Eastwood, Rush Limbaugh, Martin Sheen, Charles Barkley, Susan Day-George, Susan Dey (Laurie from "The Partridge Family" and I think some legal show from years ago...), Lou Ferrigno, C. Everett Koop, my Fedex guy Charlie, a guy I know in New York City who has a sound recording studio, named Mike, Nichelle Nichols, Maya Rudolph, Whoopi Goldberg, O.J. Simpson, and a host of other Americans.

He is our employee. We pay his wages so he can keep us safe. He doesn't have the authority to make sweeping changes that boldly tear away at the founding documents of the country. We never agreed through consensus that the Constitution was a "Living Document" that can be re-shaped to fit expedience.

It's not his job.

Yet he's doing just that.

2) His co-workers - Hussein is supposed to govern in a system with checks and balances that preclude god-like capacities. Yet no one in the Democrat controlled Congress or the Democrat controlled House of Representatives, or even the nearly fifty/fifty Judicial department are trying to lift a finger to rein him in. They won't or can't.

The system was devised with checks and balances to keep America safe from this sort of thing. But it only works when all the parties agree to what their job is.

3) His choir - Presidents have long struggled to come to terms with the media. So concerned were they that many times there were fumbles when none need have occurred. This is because those jackals had a reputation for tearing a man apart if he showed any weaknesses.

Now the media sing with religious zeal the adoration of the man. Anointed a superstar by Entertainment Weekly, painted as a superhero by Marvel Comics' House uber-artist Alex Ross, and actually placed in Comic Books, and then wallpapering magazine stands with his likeness in an eerie triptych worthy of some Post-Marxist scenario, he has become a fascist Left-wing icon, a living symbol of strength in the face of solid, stable country-building.

4) His Challenges - He has chosen the cowardly act of appeasement with our enemies. He is more willing to speak with the Taliban than he is Rush Limbaugh. The Taliban, for their part, have just scored a major coup in Pakistan with a similarly new President who preferred peace over freedom. The result? The Taliban have a home now. Oh Goody for them. Maybe Eva B. can send them a house-warming gift.... wanna bet it's better than what they gave the British PM?

Hussein approaches our allies with the child-like zeal of wonder and amazement. He just KNOWS he can sway them with Shirley Temple platitudes of adorable but non-threatening chiding that we're not so bad and they should just be nice to us and maybe they'll see we aren't their enemy.

If this were a playground and he and the Taliban were little kids it'd be kind of pathetic to watch them stomp his ass all over the yard. You'd hold yourself back from the temptation to go smack a few heads and stand there sadly shaking your head and saying "At least hopefully he;ll learn a valuable lesson from this...".

Problem is, it's not a playground, and he's not the one who's ass is gonna get handed to him. A hell of a lot of innocent people are going to be tortured, maimed, and killed. You bet he would. Would he use the dead remains of those unborn warriors in medical experiments that can be achieved withOUT fetal stem cells? Uh huh.

This is what our employee is doing right now.

I could go on, but you get the idea.

I'm Dr. Calamity and I approve this message.